Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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