I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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