Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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