: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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