Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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