Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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