Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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