Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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