Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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