So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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