I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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