You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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