Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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