just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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