god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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