you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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