he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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