you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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