How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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