I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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