So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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