What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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