can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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