i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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