forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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