Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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