Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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