dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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