oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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