Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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