with your own penis?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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