I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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