yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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