My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Non-Jews are for practice
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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