o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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