Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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