I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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