just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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