I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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