Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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