we're blogging at a bar
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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