do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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