On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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