We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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