I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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