I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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