he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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