quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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