I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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