But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
did i just pee glitter
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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