i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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