Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize