Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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